The Dysfunctional Pilgrim

There have been rumors circulating that i have been abducted by aliens. I'm here to inform you that those rumors are simply NOT TRUE. I was NOT abducted. It was an exchange program! I went with three others to be exposed to the cultures of various alien species from several galaxies. Unfortunately out of the three I was the only one who returned unscathed....the others could not handle all the weirdness. I did managed to purchase a lightsaber as a souvenir though. Also, if you believe the story above, then you are weirder than me. =) Ok, back to the mundane things now. STPM is over, I'm here, alive. Somewhat. It wasn't quick, certainly not easy, and sadly not painless. But it's over. What's going on now? A whole lot of concerned people are asking me what's next....which is sweet of them but it's also getting really tiresome. I think I should hang a signboard around my neck or something. Right now, I am on holiday, and I don't really want to speculate th...

(This is something Shaphan - a friend of mine- and i came up with. I thought i put it up here to see how you'd enjoy it. Hopefully, we'd be able to crack our brains and continue this.) Oh...which are his, and which are mine? haha...figure that out yourself! It was a cold night. Little rain droplets falling slowy giving a slight shower overhead like that of sprinklers in the garden. Besides the brawling of the stray cats in the backyard, nothing would have interupted the serenity and tranquility of the night. Little Coney was lying cuddled up in the warmth of his Avatar comforter. Wide-eyed, he was aspiring to be many things. A writer. A prodigy pianist. Or something more. Something desired by most of the pathethic entities in the world. World domination....... ..................had already been accomplished by the great Bluepaw, a pure white hare with a blue right paw. The green and blue world known as Earth was theirs; there was no world that the rabbits and their cousins did ...

It was the first day of school. A simple, plain-looking bespectacled girl peered into a classroom full of noisy students. Widening her eyes, she quickly whipped out of sight and leaned against the wall, wincing in trepidation, as if the sight of her peers were not quite to her liking. After a few moments, she nervously entered her new classroom and sat in a far corner, fiddling around with the straps on her bag to avoid looking at the other students in class. She was annoyed at the strangeness of everything, of having to be alone yet again, with no one to talk to. She was also apprehensive about having to make new friends all over again, just after one short year. Not to mention, having to somehow make friends with these people who probably had twice the amount of her IQ. A few moments later, a hyperactive, bouncy (really, there’s no other word for it) boy in prefect uniform, er, bounced in. With a shock of thick black hair, and cheerful bright eyes, he had the look of someone who cou...

I am an absolute nerd you see, highly disciplined and never lazy. Will never forget to study a chapter a day, Heaven forbid I skip, I'll always find a way. Ever and anon you'll hear my war cry, "I am a nerd! A full-fledged nerd am I!" I am a nerd 'till the day I die, will get my As, my exam colours fly. Self motivation, indeed. =.=

Don’t leave me don’t go, I say Even so, I push you away shove you out…hard. No; out you go, never again, out and don’t ever come back…ever. But wait, stop, I clutch you come back, come back…just awhile more. Then you can leave, I’ll let you No I’ll make you…right Now . Please? I beg. Please? Let’s have him, oh please once…again. Let us let him linger a little longer I want you oh the ache it hurts …so bad. No. Never. Yes…please? You can’t. No . Get out, leave me alone, just leave now go away…I hate you. Look at what you’ve done this is your fault, look what you’ve done what you’re doing…to me! and yet come please stay…a little longer. One last time, stay and wait Forever and forever…with me. No no no you don’t ! Can’t! You destroy me it’s killing me… Leave! “How can I?” you finally laugh a reply “You made me, I am forever…in your mind.” note: Just an idea i'm playing around with. I am not schizo. Psycho..maybe. Corny title...unfortunate

Art thou afeared? Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises, Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not. Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices That, if I then had waked after long sleep, Will make me sleep again: and then, in dreaming, The clouds methought would open and show riches Ready to drop upon me that, when I waked, I cried to dream again. ~Caliban, The Tempest, Shakespeare "It's such a sad thought!" - Lionel Logue, The King's Speech Yes, I've finally watched it. Amazing. =)

I had mentioned something about a rat dissection before. Someone did record the whole thing actually, and I do have the video. Unfortunately, my bio teacher made us promise that we would not put it up online until we have finished our STPM, which would be in let me see…171 days time!!??? So you have to bear my description instead. My confession will be concise. Rat dissection – our initiation to the world of medicine, I suppose. It’s very easy really – we are to dissect a rat (two students to a rat), and just have a good look at the insides. Oh yes, and draw certain organs and systems. But here is the irony – we did not look at our rats to draw. We simply traced out a standard picture taken from the internet. Our rats died in vain….heh. For some strange reason, bio classes are overpopulated with girls. This in turn causes a problem – too many girls who refuse to touch a rat. Girls who were squeamish fought to have a boy as a partner (oh you lucky males), or a girl who was not so freake...